re: #143 Anymouse

And the subsequent derpularity causes massive inflation of derp in a perverse big bang, creating billions and billions of assholes - (my wife is on a roll here, I’m just the stenographer)

Ask her to re-check her calculations. I’m pretty sure the derp density opens a wormasshole and the billions of assholes flow through and we end up with another dimension being REALLY pissed off at us.