re: #124 steve_davis

those are people who died, died
they were all trump’s marks,
and they died.

Sally took dewormer ‘cause she thought she looked cool,
Bobby did Hydro ‘cause he really was a tool,
Mary wasn’t merry when they hooked her to the vent,
Jethro laughed about it until he was heaven sent,
they were all Trump’s marks, and they died.

This could use an update:

Butthole Surfers - Pepper

You wouldn’t have to change the part about dying in Texas though.