re: #10 goddamnedfrank

I say we lock up every person in this country who gets a temperature over 99.8F (to compensate for possible temperature errors in the thermometers). We should also lock up anyone they have come in contact with, and, just for save measure, anyone they came in contact with. I’m recommending this policy until March.

Also: They can’t claim they were correct all along, and that Obama was a lazy-tyrant-idiot-genius if no one will get sick.