re: #8 moderatelyradicalliberal

Breaking: Many Republicans want to escape socialist health care, but they can’t find a modern and wealthy Western nation that doesn’t already have socialized medicine as well.

Breaking: Modern and wealthy Western nations with socialized medicine have responded that any Republicans moving to their country would be seen as an act of war on the part of the United States.

Facebooking this. I have one rabid “Obama is a sekrit Muslim” Republican on my Friend’s List. :)