re: #150 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Bum approaches a rich lady on the street. Says, “I haven’t had a bite in three days.”
She replies, “Three days? Oh, how I wish I had your willpower.”

A drunk is in line behind a woman at the market. She places down carrots, celery, some chicken.
The drunk says, “You must be single”.
The woman says, “You can tell that by the food I buy”?
The drunk says, “No, you’re fucking ugly”.