The one thing that could possibly make curling interesting for me:

@FredNBCLA thanks for recognizing #royalorderofshotrock now you need one of these to make it official. pic.twitter.com/8YyTTry4hO

— Shot Rock (@ShotRock99) February 13, 2014

The boyfriend is consumed by curling. We’ve had it on TV for days and he is apparently a fan now. Send help. Or booze.