Bwahahahaha…when all else fails move the goal posts…

Hey, evolutionists?

You can’t find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary [sic].

So don’t harp on a handful of missing kangroo[sic] bones and expect me to stay up at night wondering about it.

And for the record, I don’t believe the kangaroo trekked to and from the Ark in the first place.

I believe they were teleported.

But if you want to believe they trekked to and from the Ark, that’s fine.

Just don’t expect me to scratch my head over why you guys can[sic] find a few that died along the way.

I know why you can’t find them — you don’t.
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Of course, that explains everything! God teleported the animals from the ark to whatever part of the world they are currently found in. No wonder the fossil pattern does not show a multi-continental migration only 4000 years ago. Funny that it never mentions that in the bible though, you would think they would have recorded that kind of a miracle. Hmmm?