re: #151 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

So, the short version is:

White guy who’s had three wives, multiple bankruptcies, chests at golf and lies with every other word that comes out of his mouth = Godly.

BUT

Black guy who’s been married to the same woman for 27 years, has never gone bankrupt, speaks honestly and does a ton of philanthropic work = Godless heathen.

These fucking people…