More evidence Tom Nichols just doesn’t fucking get it.

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— FiveThirtyEight (@FiveThirtyEight) October 21, 2018

The fascination with peanut butter - at best, a second-tier material in any form - shows the decline of American civilization https://t.co/voB8YpJdd5

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) October 24, 2018