So Trader fucking Joe’s was out of their fucking whole wheat pizza dough today as we were driving home from fucking Tahoe after a week of fucking epic skiing (one sad death, however, though we did save one guy from certain death after he fell into a waterfall). Anyway, I haven’t made pizza dough in fucking forever, but my wife wanted pizza, so I made some whole wheat dough, and it fucking came out perfect.

By the way, one of my resolutions was to not say fuck or fucking so much this year…I hope I’m doing okay, because I’d hate to fuck that up.