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Onion Exclusive: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity

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goddamnedfrank4/10/2014 8:02:55 pm PDT

Geithner, Gibbs, Emanuel, Gates, Panetta, Clinton, Salazar, Locke, Bryson, Solis, LaHood, Daley, Jackson, Orzag, Rice, Cook …

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