re: #140 austin_blue

Ever run a red light and kill somebody and thought Holy Shit! That could have been awful if I got caught or sent to prison! Ever drive when you probably shouldn’t have? Ever made a horrible mistake like leaving a woman to die and not calling the police till the next day after you consulted with your advisers and lawyer? No? Ever ask people if they have any jokes about the time you ran a red light and killed somebody?

Congratulations!