re: #131 Catttt

I am surrounded by people with high IQs. I want to know someone who owns a yacht.

A boat is a hole in the water into which one pours money. If you meet someone with a yacht, they can easily be separated from their money. You can tell, because he or she has a yacht.

That translates out as: Hi! I have more money that I know what to do with! Please separate me from some of it!