My nick went black. It’s blue again. If anyone wants help by adopting Rusty the Jindo, I will pay all expenses. If you just want to adopt, and need no financial help, click this link. Think of it, your very own Jindo. The same breed that saves my life every single day. Korean people will stop you in the street and ask how you got so lucky to have the Korean national dog for a pet. And I will pay to get him to you.*

*Certain restrictions apply. Must be over 18 and a proven dog owner or responsible person. Nothing in this offer implies a guarantee. Rusty may already have been adopted or put down. Lizards only, please.