re: #154 RunningBare

Speaking of that… I was in the town of Clatskanie once, just passing through, and stopped for gas at teh Shell. I go into the restroom, and walk up to the urinal and start to drain teh lizard. I look up at the wall, and there is one of those Health Department signs… so, there I stood, Seabiscuit in hand, reading, “Please wash your hands. Remember, you’re handling someone’s food.”

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It’s like a gas station fortune cookie!