re: #11 The Ghost of Bork Bork Bork Bork

Yeah. But when you get hair cancer from the shrinking machine and your plan only provides intravenous cacaotherapy, and won’t acknowledge that you can get “diabetes lung” from continually inhaling aerosol-ized chocolate because you live, work, and sleep next to a chocolate river…you get tired of chocolate.

Oompa-Loompas are so screwed…