An email from an admirer in Milwaukee, through our contact form:

First visit to your site you nag on EVERY PUCKING PAGE with “We noticed
you’re using an ad blocker, and while we understand why you don’t
want to be bothered by ads (nobody likes ads!),”

BITE ME. EAT MY DUNG. SLRUP JUICY-JUICE OUTTA MY BUNG HOLE.

Welcome to my block list! You jut vanished from the internet on your own
site and EVERY REFERRER!

pigs get fat but hogs get slaughtered.