Oh, this morning is just too special for words.

First _I_ get stuck in the elevator. It makes this jerk then stops moving. None of the buttons do anything. After 5 minues, I called my GM and said “Help”. About 5 minues after that but before she gets here it jerks several more times and then spits me out.

I go to put “OOO” signs up and as I’m doing that a guest comes up and needs me to call for EMS because his wife won’t wake up. I hope is as much a nothing as my being stuck was. (GM is not back to coming in a normal time.)

Happy Happy Joy Joy…