Well some of you may remember from last night how the folks at Budweiser were disappointed with the response from my drinking BudLight at the beer summit, and how they were thinking of making some less than flattering ads if I didn’t generate more business for them.

Well this script for a new “Real Men Of Genius” ad was just sent to my BlackBerry -

Today we salute you, Mr. Post Racial President With a Chip On His Shoulder
(Mr. Post Racial President With a Chip On His Shoulder)
You don’t do crude racial pandering like Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton
No - You’re about keeping it on the down-lo with hope and change.
(Keeping it on the down-lo)
So when an amped up Professor from your past abuses a white cop and his Latino backup,
You know what to do - call the cops stupid!
(Callin’ the cops stupid!)
You told the world that it ain’t about police work, but racial profiling.
Sure it pissed some white people off, but you used their beverage - beer - to make it all go away.
(You made it go awayyayyy!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, community organizer. ‘Cause we all know - when the chips are down there’s gotta be a stupid bigot somewhere that can be blamed.
(Mr. Post Racial President With a Chip On His Shoulder)

So I am suddenly at a loss for words, other than:

What are we drinkin’ tonight?