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Targetpractice12/15/2013 3:33:36 pm PST

re: #160 Dark_Falcon

Fine, then aim for the shooter’s legs and feet. These choads are almost never capable of making leg armor, since walking it is teh hard. The only case of a bad guy using such was in the North Hollywood shootout, and that dirtbag was a trained soldier with better than normal technical skills and training in how to move while heavily laden.

Yeah, you’re aiming for his legs, meanwhile he’s centering his shotgun on your center mass. Let’s take a guess who’s more likely to hit his intended target.