*tiptoes back in…*

re: #151 goddamnedfrank

Fair warning, I’m not humoring any “it’s a constitutional right” shit tonight m’kay. I literally have dozens of firearms in safe storage under my roof, and am not interested at all in people’s hyper-literal absolutisms.

Don’t make him pull out his razor tongue ‘cause he will cut you.

*scrambles for door, dives out, does McKinney barrel roll and dashes toward parking lot, whistles for magic carpet valet (genie) and~~WHOOSH~~gone*