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wrenchwench12/20/2013 2:48:39 pm PST

re: #159 erik_t

When a pig writhes around in manure and some manure is flung onto your suitcoat, one does not say “Say there, Mr. Pig! Pray, would you please refigure your manure-writhing technique so as to minimize the frequency and severity of airborne manure-particles? I dare say my suit coat is rather less dandy than it was before, and I think you’ll agree we’ll both be better off by keeping the manure where it belongs!”

You move further away from the pig, because it’s a pig and it’s rolling around in a big pile of shit.

Shall I accuse you of trying to silence the pig now? By denying him his manure-flinging platform, or at least its proximity to your suit coat?