re: #128 LGoPs

Reminds me of the one about the Management test. You’re given a situation where you have 3 women working for you but you can only promote one of them. So you conduct a test to help you make your decision. You leave a $100 dollar bill by each of their desks to see what they’ll do.
The first one invests it to earn interest and then reports finding it and returns it along with the interest.
The second one spends it on a computer program teaching her how to be more efficient at her job.
The third one just keeps it and doesn’t tell anyone.

Which one do you promote?

Wait for it………..

The one with the biggest tits……
:)

I had to fire one of my two employees but they were both such good workers I couldn’t decide which. When Diane asked what was bothering me I told her; “I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off”. Case goes to court Tuesday.