re: #153 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

A neighbor just had the entire top 3 inches of soil removed from their yard (1/2 acre or so) and replaced with sod. To save money, they laid the sod themselves.

Wait for it…

They knelt before Sod.

LOL!
Plants prefer 18 inches deep, to 3 inches.
Or, so I am told.
LOL!