re: #140 Eric The Fruit Bat

Many moons ago when we were installing IMS (IBM’s Hierarchical Database System, which pre-dates DB2) and it’s DBRC (Data Base Recovery Control) we operated on one statement:

“Trust no one but the computer.”

Today, it’s “Trust no one but Ginsburg.”

The Computer is your friend. The Computer is crazy.
The Computer wants to make you happy. This will drive you crazy.
(Paranoia)