re: #158 🌹UOJB!

I’m in Kaiser receiving my Humira infusion, phone rings from work with a claimant demanding to speak to me about the status of their payment which I worked on the day before. Caller will not hang up and demands to talk to me and they will go to their Congressman if I don’t talk to them.

Needle in my arm and I still have an hour to go with the infusion so I have to call the person back, tell them I am in the hospital caller says I am a liar and then unleashes all of Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on TV. Demands I issue their full back payment. So I used the magic of the iPhone, put the video on and show the asshole that there is a needle in my arm and a IV bag of Humira. Caller says it’s a fake says they will call Congressman.

Sure enough who gets a call on their cellphone? Yes, and it’s from Asshole Gym Neighbors Jordan’s office screaming at me.

Just another day at work…

What the actual bejesusing fuck? WHY would you fake that?!