I’m not saying that all women are nutty. I’m just saying that after some little exposure to me that all women become nutty.

I’ve mentioned before that my wife has, in the past, been angry with me because of something that she dreamed that I was doing.

This morning she announced to my stupification that in her dream last night I was having sex with a 40ish tart in the housewares isle of Target.

That’s just freaking nutty. I’d never do that. You do that in sporting goods.

Women.