re: #150 Gus 802

Was looking at those before. This one is OK:

And like any good nutrition program, refraining from certain things will decrease our spiritual fat:

a. Jealousy
b. Boastfulness
c. Arrogance
d. Rudeness
e. Self-centeredness
f. Resentment
g. Irritability

But if your commanding officer gets orders from the King, who is jealous of the neighboring realm, boastful of his kingly balls, arrogant to non-nobles, rude to servants, self-centered in all things, resentful of people who can properly pronounce the word “nuclear”, and irritable because he’s a dry drunk, to go and kill all those people over there, it is your duty as a spiritually fit soldier to carry out those orders without a second thought.