Planning a trip to Germany? Don’t bring your sense of humor, then.

Humorless German Customs Officials Seize Fake Canned Unicorn Meat

Online retailer Think Geek is causing a stir with one of its products: canned unicorn meat. The faux Spam-like joke product has been detained at the German border by customs officials who are considering it “meat of a rare animal,” the company wrote on its blog.

The best part is, there’s no meat in the can, just a stuffed toy animal.