Just in case this hasn’t been posted 300 times already, here’s 25 minutes of a full-metal wingnut apparently live-blogging ranting during election night. Of COURSE she’s drunk, and of COURSE she pays homage to that great statesman, Andrew Breitbart (in between bouts of coprolalia).

Obama Was Re-Elected - I’m pissed - This ain’t pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.)

It’s not as sad/amusing as “Shut Up Little Man”, but it’s right up there.