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Onion: GOP Trying to Keep Voting Base Alive Until November

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Vicious Babushka8/18/2012 8:17:58 pm PDT

re: #153 LudwigVanQuixote

Ohhh the solution to that is simple…

Next time you see him, and have some yummy bubby treats available - I am imagining the smell of warm strudel - tell him he can have a piece if he can explain Kepler’s three laws. It’s something that Neil talks about a lot in his educational videos. If he doesn’t remember, maybe he should go look them up and watch a video on them. He can have the strudel when he is ready. Be sure to serve some to a sister before you send him off.

He will say “YOU ARE A SEXIST because you gave some to Sarah and she didn’t have to explain Kepler’s laws.”

“But Sarah is younger than you are.”

“So she should at least say pi to 6 places in order to get pi.”