re: #8 BishopX

I vote we nominate a Lizard to be an Apostle…

I accept.

1. Seeing Jesus personally.

I live next to Jesus. Nice guy, has 2 kids my daughters play with

2. Performing supernatural manifestations such as signs and wonders.

I’ve cured a ham and heeled a dog

6. Applying discipline, including excommunication.

“I swear to God, if you and your sister make me come in there, you’ll both regret it!”

10. Casting out demons.

“You tell that little shit he’s never allowed in our house again.”

12. Frequent fasting.

I fast for 4-5 hours at a time every day.