Motions can make claims that are at odds with each other (alternative legal arguments that are inconsistent with each other) because they’re addressing different legal theories or means to an end.

However, Chucky’s all over the map in claiming that he’s a public figure in one case and a private individual elsewhere. It’s enough to make your head swim. Which is why if your motion is making the following headers (claims), you’ve already lost:

Johnson Is A Private Figure As To Statements Made Regarding Bestiality And Defecation

Of course, Chucky ignores that the origination of these claims comes from his own blog while a college student.