Wonkette weighing in on a new conservative conspiracy theory. Expect it to go up the minor leagues of conservative media, and if it gains enough traction with the faithful, to appear in the Big Show (FOX News):

Cannibal-Curious Alex Jones Has Sick New COVID-19 Conspiracy Theory. Wait, Where Are You Going? (Stephen Robinson, watching InfoWars so you don’t have to):

If you believed the COVID-19 outbreak would cause repulsive people to consider an indefinite hold on their grossness, you are just adorable. Cannibal-curious Alex Jones is at it again. This time he’s defaming frontline health care workers with putrid conspiracy theories. He’s claimed without evidence, as his wont, that hospital workers were straight-up murdering patients, saying they died of COVID-19, and raking in the profits as part of a diabolical “globalist eugenics plot.” And the brilliance of this plan is its simplicity.

No one has time for this “X-Files” shit. In the real world, Fox Mulder is an asshole because there are no government conspiracies. Aliens aren’t infecting us with COVID-19 as a part of an overly complicated invasion strategy.

Here’s what this fool said on the May 5 edition of his show.

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