I have some real bad news. It turns out that if I don’t get to 100,000 in karma by 11:59pm EDT tonight that I will lose my LGF certifications and must go full-tilt birther and troofer. In lieu of the karma points, I’m told that if I open my website to donations in small denominations that I’ll be able to stick around, at least for one more year. It’s a small price to pay for what pearls of wisdom I’ve graced upon the minions for all these past 12+ years.
Oh, and Happy April Fools Day!