The press realized that although they get great ratings whether they’re praising Trump or trashing him, they also realized that if Trump wins, they get great ratings for as long as he’s in office. So they’ve essentially decided they’ll work to elect a fascist, because most of them won’t get thrown into the camps, and their Q ratings will go up.

I’ve long thought the best way to save the country would be to make sure more reporters and pundits woke up with pickaxes through their foreheads.