This description of the buffet at the Pizza Ranch pretty much tells the whole story:
“it’s a spread fit for a cowboy! Dig into our huge selection of Pizza Lover’s Pizza, plus the Country’s Best Chicken, hot mashed taters and gravy, vegetables, salad and potato wedges. Then mosey on over to the dessert pizzas including our famous Cactus Bread. And fer the little ones, we’ve got puddin’!”

I cant believe they didn’t try to register “puddin”

By the way this is the pizza ranch’s corporate vision statement:

“Our Vision
To glorify God by positively impacting the world we live in.”

And nothing positively impacts our world like overfeeding obese folks with pizza, fried chicken, desert pizza and of course puddin on at the “mile long buffet”. Glory be to you God!