Total incoherent DERP. Can anyone translate this word salad from Wingnutese?

.@valsthewoman with some awesome comments on #CPAC2014 and @RickSantorum! #tcot #truth #ccot #santorum #conservative pic.twitter.com/cZzIKpk9pR

— LR Fisher (@BeautyInAnguish) March 9, 2014