Instead of linking to the original source, Iām linking to @Popehatās quote tweet because his snark is something I couldnāt outdo on my best day.
Her: whatās your secret fantasy?Me: watching a 58-year-old guy hit a 44-year-old while two dudes complain about absentee ballotsHer: ā¦that is very specific Me: [sadly] I know, itās probably unattainable https://t.co/Zl4KlM2PXt https://t.co/l0gkDGBoXf
ā ArrestFutureCriminalsHat (@Popehat) September 8, 2021