At least Republicans are consistent

If you don’t inspect bridges, they don’t fall down

If you don’t test the water, there’s no lead

If you don’t pee on the stick, you can’t get pregnant

Write “Jesus Did It” on your biology test, you’re qualified to be the FL Surgeon General https://t.co/uiI01woJmo

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 7, 2022