re: #169 Backwoods_Sleuth

There are certain times when duct tape is the only option.

I was at a Target a while back, with a lady friend (not lady friend lady friend, but a friend who is a lady), one of us was in the process of moving or having to do some sort of home improvement project… so we were standing in the aisle where they had the duct tape (among other items), and they had Hello Kitty duct tape - I told her she should get it, just because. She kind of blew me off and I told her, “the only two tools you really need are a hammer and duct tape.” She rolled her eyes, but there was a guy standing in the aisle who kind of chuckled. We look at him and he says, “yeah, never really thought about it, but he’s right.”

So, that’s my life advice for the day: hammer and duct tape. If you can’t solve the problem with those two items, it’s not solvable.