re: #168 palomino
yeah, cats have intestines too. you thought they didn’t fart? you should try having my 80lb portuguese water dog on your lap. ewww!
We had a dog whose popcorn farts were the stuff of legend. In fact, I suggested to my wife we sell him to the Pentagon as a binary chemical weapon. Dog at one end, massive amounts of popcorn at the other and let him loose on the battlefield with a fan tied to his tail (he was a major wagger)
The enemy would give up almost immediately.