I have to admit I have succumbed to Trump derangement syndrome. Apart from the many disastrous policies, judicial picks and cabinet appointees he will subject this country to I just can’t stand the idea of him swanking about the White House gloating, preening and gold-leafing everything in sight.

I generally try to avoid ill-wishing people but seriously, I want some serious health malady to pop up for him that makes it impossible for him to experience a single day in office. I’m not proud of it, but that’s honestly where I am.