Don’t wanna make the next thread dirty, so posting it here.
Via DKos it turns out Nugent has some pretty bad songs.
Jailbait:

Well I dont care if you’re just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that youre probably clean
There’s one lil’ thing I got do to you

[…]

Honey you you you look so nice
She’s young she’s tender
Won’t you please surrender
She’s so fine she’s mine
All the time, all mine mine
It’s all right baby
It’s quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don’t put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I’ll share her with you

Girl Scout Cookies:

I like to eat my girl scout cookies,
I could eat them all night long,
I like em late at night with a glass of milk,
them butter creams go down smooth as silk,
I like em late at night when I’m in my bed,
don’t let them girl scouts
don’t let em go to your head
(Chorus)
The coconuts just drive me wild,
I buy my cookies right from a child,
that peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of my mouth,
I love them girl scouts
east, north, west, and south