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darthstar4/27/2012 6:15:09 am PDT

re: #177 Gus

We’re going to war!

Those little soldiers were tough, but they were no match for a half cup of dad’s green dot powder from his reloader and a can of mom’s VO-5 Hair Spray and a lighter.