re: #171 Skip Intro

Things I left out for next year:

1) life starts at insertion.
2) David Barton’s interpretation of the Second Amendment becomes law.
3) The top tax rate is cut to zero.
4) Everyone receiving government benefits of any kind - except Members of Congress - must pass a monthly drug test.

There’s really no end to what they might end up demanding, if not this time then the next, or the next, or the next.

I think #1 should be ‘erection’, and of course #4 needs to exclude Social Security and Medicare (because so many Teabaggers are on both), farm subsidies, and corporate welfare.