re: #17 Killgore Trout

I just hate ceremonies. Weddings, funerals, graduations. Meh. “I’m supposed to stand here and do what? Is there a point to this?”

Depends on the ceremony!!

Weddings,,, make snide remarks with your friends about the bride/ groom
Funerals ,,,make snide remarks with your friends about the deceased
Graduations,, make snide remarks with your friends about the grads

:)