re: #1 DaddyG

School days, school days,
Zero tolerance rule days.
‘Readin’ and ‘ritin’ and ‘politics,
Downloaded onto a memory stick.
You were a queen in emo black,
I was pothead with jaws slack,
And you texted on your phone,
let’s hook up
When we were a couple of kids.

I don’t know if emos evolved, devolved, progressed or regressed into hipsters, but I actually kinda miss them what with all the latter concentrated in the college I go to.