“Pizza Ranch” - I’ll bet they specialize in fried chicken…(googling)…yep.

Oh, and I don’t have to eat there to know their pizzas suck.

Ranch Specialty Pizzas
Every cowpoke’s got a favorite!

When you come to a list of choices like these, eenie meenie miney moe works real nice.
ROUNDUP™ (Customer Favorite)
Beef, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives

TEXAN™ (Taco)
Beef, Lettuce, Tomato, Two Cheeses, Taco Sauce, Onions, Taco Chips

BRONCO™ (All Meat)
Beef, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Bacon Pieces

STAMPEDE™ (Almost Everything)
Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Beef, Mushrooms, Green & Black Olives, Onions, Green Peppers

TRAILBLAZER™
Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Green Peppers

PRAIRIE™ (Veggie)
Mushrooms, Onions, Black & Green Olives, Green Peppers

BLT
Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayonnaise

Mayo on a pizza? Give me pineapple any day.