WTF is this month about? Lizard families are crashing, bleeding, and dying. We’ve been lucky—only two eye surgeries and a rotator cuff rebuild. (Wife is down to one functioning limb.) I was doing well,even with the eye crap, holding things together. Then today the hot water heater chilled out and I got it disassembled when I sliced my hand trying to slice wife’s apple. Today stinks, and tomorrow we will all stink. And there are two more fucking days in May.